Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.

"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! August 26, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Jay Jarvis

A fat kid who loves KFC and sweets he is bad at all games and he make fun of every one and all of his family are fat and he is an ORGH

The fat kid pretty much was jay jarvis

by Sjeopk February 20, 2020

Jarvis

A medical resident who is particularly cruel to medical students working on their team.

My resident's a total Jarvis, she makes me come in an hour early to preround and she keeps me 'til 7 pm.

by PIMPedtodeath July 14, 2022

Jarvis

This boy with a bump on the side of his face who goes to John F. Kennedy 🙃

Jarvis is soft asf

by Kiyamariahmasiyaj March 08, 2019