Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

Tilt a few Jars

To drink beer.

"Me and the Irish hooligans are going out to tilt a few jars"

by Poobs17 August 5, 2014

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Peanut butter is:

comforting, delicious

So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:

1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.

2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.

3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness

Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.

by StrugglingLoon March 17, 2026

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Enjoying multiple opportunities at the same time.

Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter

by StrugglingLoon April 10, 2026

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

kurang ajar

ill-bred, no proper family upbringing

Kurang ajar you.. You have no respect for the elders.

by Baba Henry August 16, 2017