Disco Dion

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo

disco dion is dodgy

by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

Dion Dellaportas

An odd fello
A kind person

An extremely funny young boy with a natural size penis.

Girls love him

"Dion Dellaportas, why are you so funny"

by Overnewton l November 30, 2018

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)

"Wow, Dion is so short"

by Dion69420 February 13, 2021

Dion

One of a kind, will change your view on relationships forever. He ist so charming that even if you're mad at him he will make you smile or even laugh. You can't stay mad at him for too long really. He will suck you in his world and show you things and corners of the life you'd never expect to see. He will make you fall in love not just with him but also with yourself. If you have a Dion in your life, never ever let him go.

You'll never get over him. I mean his name is Dion. How could you even let him go.

by babyshark2225 January 7, 2022

Dion

Tends to wine upon the cousin cuckie

"I went to this party and these Dioning on top of his cousins"

by Fredo Pasta November 24, 2021

Dion

The most incredible man you will ever meet. He is handsome, tall, and athletic. He knows how to have fun and let lose, he is truly the life of any party. He is very courages and confident, he is a man of his word and completely trustworthy. He is compassionate towards others and always shows kindness. Anyone that meets Dion will love him, thats just the man he is. He loves adventures and trying new things, he will push you to be the person you want to be and help you in any situation. He is a man of strong morals. His laugh lights up a room, he is funny, smart and witty. Dion is an amazing boyfriend and will support you in every way he can, is is loyal and loving and isn’t afraid to show it. If you meet Dion you’ll know exactly what i’m talking about and you’ll love his happy, outgoing, kind personality.

Omg i met this guy and he was the sweetest person i ever met

Was his name Dion?

by Kikikiski November 13, 2023