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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Cannoli

Ayy oh!! Be nice to ya mother after all she spent 6 hours pushing yous out her Cannoli...Lucky me

What's that!?!..
Nothin...
by Mr. Bedevil November 14, 2022
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Transit Cannoli

The transit cannoli is when a passenger or sometimes a conductor on a New Jersey Transit train uses an empty toilet paper roll, lines its inside with toilet paper and then proceeds to fill it with their excrement
I went into the bathroom on a New Jersey Transit train, and sitting on the sink was a fresh transit cannoli
by The New Jerseyan October 4, 2025
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sweet cannoli

Sweet cannoli: unauthentic cannoli filling made by non Sicilian. Also a nickname for a Sicilian with a sweet load.
Vinny you think these cannolis are sweet connolis?

I sucked pualy's sweet cannoli till the filling was gone.
by Duantless January 28, 2017
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stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
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Spicy Cannoli

When someone eats Taco Bell and their ass is burning the next day, and someone gives them a creampie
We ate Taco Bell yesterday so I finally get to give my girlfriend a Spicy Cannoli
by JayMaysta December 8, 2021
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cannolis

“ why you fingerin me rabbits cannolis”
by ngsjtsjfsutsitsjtsjtz March 13, 2020
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