A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
by Author1992 September 1, 2019
Get the Brendanmug. by Theicbs October 24, 2018
Get the Brendanmug. A: Hah SJP's face looks like a foot
B: Actually I think you'll find feet are a lot more asymmetrical than that
A: QUIT BRENDANING
or
You just have to go brendaning everything, spoil sport
B: Actually I think you'll find feet are a lot more asymmetrical than that
A: QUIT BRENDANING
or
You just have to go brendaning everything, spoil sport
by ylive dictionary November 27, 2011
Get the Brendaningmug. A brendan is a witty wannabe who gets picked on most of the time most have six pack abs and red hair they try their best to be popular but are smart allics
by galiwun December 28, 2012
Get the brendanmug. a sick bastard who gets back together with teresa and then kisses meridith the same day . Washes his hand in sinks and longboards. has a really gay brother and a really cool cousin and his cousins friend ethan has a big d peice. You can usually find brendan circle jerking to asian porn.
by NOTJACOBDALICANDROÐAN August 16, 2011
Get the Brendanmug. Stupid young man who likes to pick daisys in the meadow while listening to rebecca black. Usually homosexual and tend to have a fetish for fat black women
by ohyes123456789 April 14, 2011
Get the brendanmug. a baby back... ?? that is shortly going to dedicate his life to runescape which is gay but in his spare time, he enjoys playing basketball which he sucks at and he cant get none from his girlfriend. (kaitlyn harper)
by brooke and ryan October 22, 2008
Get the brendanmug.