zak

1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.

I'm gonna go Zak me a date.

by RedScull May 4, 2007

Zak

looking like balls or kolet

q:what happen to balls man?
a: zak eat it

by maniggarealname November 13, 2019

Zak

Zak sucks cock he loves licking his nan out and he is so bent don't be a nonce like Zak kids stay away

Zak ya nonce

by Megaprick679 June 16, 2019

Zak

A annoying kid who plays fortnite and thinks he is cool.

“zak is gay”

by laclarous August 4, 2019

Zak

A homosexual boy that is attracted to people that are fat

Zak: “Hi Kamron Peterson how much you weigh today”
Kamron: “450”
Zak: “Lets fuck”

by Kamron the toad July 11, 2019

Zak

zak is a person who is partial to lemon party's, necro-pedo-beastiality and munting. partial to chubby chasing - especially with the old blokes down the working man's club.

"I did a zak last night. took so much MDMA that roystons arse will never be the same"

by 2me2you November 2, 2015

Zak

A little piece of shit that sits around playing fortnite all day and says crappy jokes

Also likes playing Roblox

Me: Hey It's A Zak

by Ligmaboy69 December 8, 2018