zak

1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.

I'm gonna go Zak me a date.

by RedScull May 4, 2007

Zak

looking like balls or kolet

q:what happen to balls man?
a: zak eat it

by maniggarealname November 13, 2019

Zak

A annoying kid who plays fortnite and thinks he is cool.

“zak is gay”

by laclarous August 4, 2019

Zak

Zak sucks cock he loves licking his nan out and he is so bent don't be a nonce like Zak kids stay away

Zak ya nonce

by Megaprick679 June 16, 2019

Zak

A homosexual boy that is attracted to people that are fat

Zak: “Hi Kamron Peterson how much you weigh today”
Kamron: “450”
Zak: “Lets fuck”

by Kamron the toad July 11, 2019

Zak

zak is a person who is partial to lemon party's, necro-pedo-beastiality and munting. partial to chubby chasing - especially with the old blokes down the working man's club.

"I did a zak last night. took so much MDMA that roystons arse will never be the same"

by 2me2you November 2, 2015

Zak

A little piece of shit that sits around playing fortnite all day and says crappy jokes

Also likes playing Roblox

Me: Hey It's A Zak

by Ligmaboy69 December 8, 2018