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zak

1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.
I'm gonna go Zak me a date.
by RedScull May 4, 2007
mugGet the zakmug.

Zak

q:what happen to balls man?
a: zak eat it
by maniggarealname November 13, 2019
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Zak

A homosexual boy that is attracted to people that are fat
Zak: “Hi Kamron Peterson how much you weigh today”
Kamron: “450”
Zak: “Lets fuck
by Kamron the toad July 11, 2019
mugGet the Zakmug.

Zak

A annoying kid who plays fortnite and thinks he is cool.
“zak is gay
by laclarous August 4, 2019
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Zak

Zak sucks cock he loves licking his nan out and he is so bent don't be a nonce like Zak kids stay away
Zak ya nonce
by Megaprick679 June 16, 2019
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Zak

A little piece of shit that sits around playing fortnite all day and says crappy jokes

Also likes playing Roblox
Me: Hey It's A Zak
by Ligmaboy69 December 8, 2018
mugGet the Zakmug.

Zak

zak is a person who is partial to lemon party's, necro-pedo-beastiality and munting. partial to chubby chasing - especially with the old blokes down the working man's club.
"I did a zak last night. took so much MDMA that roystons arse will never be the same"
by 2me2you November 2, 2015
mugGet the Zakmug.

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