Choke the yoke

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.

I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.

by The real John June 2, 2018

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yoked up

muscular person...big traps

dave is yoked up, it actually looks like he's a farm animal and his master has a yoke on his shoulders

by moolee November 11, 2007

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Yoked up

To be accosted or snatched up by an individual one has previously pissed off.

That motherfucker stiffed me last week, so when I saw him at the bar he got his ass yoked up.

by JT Hines April 30, 2008

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When a person has a buff, muscular upper body, but skinny chicken legs.

The term originated from the appearance of prison inmates who spend hours lifting weights to build up their chest, back, and arms, but neglect building up their leg muscles entirely.

"Hey man, you can't just only do bench presses and bicep curls in the gym all the time or you're gonna end up looking prison yoked."

"My cousin just got out on parole last night. He looks all prison yoked now.

by smokey707 May 15, 2009

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