im going to give you away

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

by tøöth March 15, 2021

I’m going to rape you

When your daughter Karen fails a math test.

KAREN I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU

by Chodeboi January 10, 2020

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

by Alex Bakke (Alex_Augmented) April 10, 2008

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

once you go black, your never going back

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.

Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"

by secret12345678910 March 17, 2011

im going to check you

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.

"im going to check you" rita when I see you!

by Passion T January 24, 2014