Xander is an epic mexican. He always talks a lot of trash but can't back up what he says. He has a very small penis and can't get a girlfriend, even though he always hangs out with girls instead of his true friends. Xanders are free-loaders and always will be.
by Ooga Booga I Got Yo Toes January 25, 2019

A tryhard at everything but still fails at it. He always tries to impress boys not girls because he is more sexually attracted to boys
by I have no idea about a name November 14, 2018

I'm Xander I like fortnite
by Gag boo November 25, 2018

That nerdy mexican monster that sweats and smells you, he asks if you have a body pillow and says that every other person is best girl. Watches hentai and says that it is ecchi.
Ew, there goes that Xander, disgusting.
by Heir of the thicc throne February 4, 2019


xanders are unique to say the least. they are commonly found as vsco girls aka dumb bitches with hydroflasks sksksksksksks
by Wagwanboi September 9, 2019

“Oh... Xander... that guy.”
by Alexander_the_Grate April 27, 2020
