Xander is an absolute fucking spaz who shits in urinals for a living he may be tall but most of his body is quite literally that mfs foreskin goofy ahhurinal shitter
Xander is a persons name where their parents were too lazy to give them a real name or call them by their first name. A xander is usually of African American descent and they are addicted to butt sex and have a catchphrase of"dadgumit"
A Xander is your typical flaming turd of a human being. He is the legitimate definition of a faggot. Xander's do not have any friends, and will die for attention. And they usually are into anime TV shows. The only time Xander's will ever interact with someone of another gender is sucking on their mothers penis. Most people will avoid Xander's at all costs for there mere presence will make you want to choke yourself inside your dogs anus.
"How bout them Xanders?" -Tom
"Awful, just awful." -Peter
"Yes, awful, indeed." -Tom