Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Womble it up

To go watch SovietWomble's videos

Him: Hey! What's up?
Her: About to Womble it up in here!
Him: Haha, yeah that guy is fun!

"Gotta Womble it up, it's been a while"
"Gonna Womble it up!"

by TheWombleDoctor October 7, 2016

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.

Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.

by amscray August 12, 2011

Womble

Some crying bitch from 461

Wahh wahh I got hit in open silver drunk daddy please save me, im always right wahh Im such a womble

by BF461 October 18, 2019

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Wombled

Two grown men dressed as wombled of Wimbledon common taking turns fucking someone

Clint was found wombled on the common his arse was in tatters

by Damdaw August 22, 2024