Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Alex Wimble Womble

Throughout heaven and earth. He alone is "The Bald One"

Alex Wimble Wombles - When you've Wimbled all your Wombles.

by ItsGojover April 15, 2024

Wombled

Two grown men dressed as wombled of Wimbledon common taking turns fucking someone

Clint was found wombled on the common his arse was in tatters

by Damdaw August 22, 2024

WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!

Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."

by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019

Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

Womble

Some crying bitch from 461

Wahh wahh I got hit in open silver drunk daddy please save me, im always right wahh Im such a womble

by BF461 October 18, 2019

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.

Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.

by amscray August 12, 2011