willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire
In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"
by frankieg102 November 15, 2009
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willy wonka affect

This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.
Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?

Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.
by A-Tank November 24, 2006
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Willy wonka😈

Willy Wonka is my daddy. He can ❤️rail❤️ me. I love him, he’s so hot😭
Who’s the best chocolate maker?
That’s willy wonka😈 ofc
by Leoswhore September 07, 2020
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willy wonka drunk

The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets
jim: hey dude where are you?

matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk
by tge88 February 05, 2010
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A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory
by Trevor M??? July 22, 2005
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Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
by Twiki July 22, 2005
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fazoodle your willy wonka

To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."

"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
by Wildlink123 March 21, 2014
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