Experience the wilderness

To take a crap in the woods

Yo dude I have to pee really bad
well I guess you'll just have to experience the wilderness!

by Bunnyrabbitsam June 10, 2010

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.

Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

by Melvin dude December 21, 2016

Wilder

A beautiful women. She is very independent and strong ! But be careful what you say to her because she is very sensitive and has a short temper . She is always wanting to help out and do little acts of kindness . Her beauty is all natural but she does not date often . She may come off as rude but she is truly a wonderful person .

Oh look how beautiful Wilder is !

by slimegurruuuuu May 16, 2018

urban wilderness

A place where Nature has or is in the process of reclaiming the urban jungle

The west side is becoming more and more urban wilderness.

by skippyscamp June 17, 2016

Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011