Wig Split

Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.

"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"

by P-doX November 16, 2007

wig bash

to get your hair cut

you need to gan get a wig bash like!

by Olly.S December 27, 2007

wig-out

Expression associated with stoners and surfers;

To Wig-Out:
1.To become confused due to lack of awareness;
2.To become frustrated as a result of misunderstanding something;
3.To realise that everybody in the universe is conspiring against you because you know too much...

1.'Where am I? What happened? I'm wiggin' out man!'

2.'What the hell is wrong with this PC? I'm pressin' the on button! I'm wiggin' out man! What's wrong with this thing?'

'You're not pressing the on button, you're poking yourself in the cheek with a biro!'

'Weird...'

3. 'Oh crap man, they're out to get me! I'm wiggin' out, man!'

by El Weasle July 24, 2005

wig flew off

When you're exposed to someone serving such fierceness, body, or look that it's as if you "caught the spirit" so hard your wig is thrown from your head.

The first time I saw Beyoncé's Formation music video, my wig flew off.

by homo-sapien December 27, 2016

wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.

Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.

by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007

Wig Snatcher

A diva so awe-inspiring and badass that all wannabe divas clutch their weaves in fear when she enters the room. A woman who exposes people for the frauds that they are simply by being better than them in every single way. She is naturally gifted, sexy, and talented, and many people try too hard to emulate her style, only to fail miserably as people mock them. She is the exact opposite of a basic bitch.

Did you see that new Beyonce video? Damn, that girl is a wig snatcher!

Keri Hilson and Ciara could never be wig snatchers because their music is so basic.

by QueenAnnesRevenge January 23, 2011

wig split

The act of getting shot in the head

Darren got his wig split by his ho after she caught him in bed with another ho.

by Edmund Boone November 19, 2003