wifey

a chick you bagged that your proud of

dude1-yo brah,i bagged this new joint b she's my wifey
dude2-awwh 4real b u smashin b?
dude1-yea 4sure

by wayne teboth September 5, 2007

wifey

a boy who spoons with another boy then wakes up in the morning and takes a shower with this boy to "conseve water to save the fishies"

steven looked at wifey and said lets save the fishies and take a shower together.

by bwahaha September 17, 2007

Wifey Syndrome

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

wifey coo

Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.

Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<

by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Nadya (Wifey)

Wow. Where do i even start. This girl is literally the best thing that ever happened to me. Shes a blessing. Im so thankful for her. Shes always here for me when im sad. I hope ill never lose her. I love her unconditionally . She is literally the most gorgeous and most beautiful girl i have ever seen. If anyone ever is gonna mistreat her im gonna litterally come to your house and you know whats gonna happen next. No ones ever gonna take her from me. Never. Shes only mine. The day i met her was the best day of my life. Ive never been so happy. I know your reading this so hi bbg. I love you alot

Omg its Lenas bestie it must be Nadya (Wifey)!!

by Alisbestfriend February 19, 2021

Ain't No Wifey

1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious

John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."

Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."

by aintn0w1fey August 30, 2013