Whiskey

An alcoholic beverage made from ingredients similar to beer, but intended for grown ups. Suitable for use as an aftershave, by men who consider that perfumed stuff too girly.

John finished shaving with his straight razor, and used whiskey to sterilize his skin. As a result, he got laid four times that day, and won the bull riding contest.

by Artifice October 24, 2011

Whiskey eyes

Brown eyes that are the exact shade of whiskey in a shot glass.

"Her whiskey eyes are amazing"

by LilGoofy September 9, 2013

whiskey nubs

yellow, or (brown) thin, nasty teeth that have been "whittled" down from drinking too much booze.

Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.

by jrubadub July 13, 2010

whiskey bagel

The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick.

After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.

by steven-jones February 25, 2009

whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed

Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.

by Apu February 15, 2003

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Phonetic Alphabet: Originated in the US Navy.
e.g. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie and so on..
The expression "cuss like a sailor" made the Navy look unprofessional or so they say-so in an effort to clean up the language used by Officers and Superiors. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
was adopted and has since then spread to the online community.
This ofcourse is means What The Fuck expressed with more emphasis on the *What the FUCK* of an alarming situation.

Officer: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot shipmate...Just where do you think your skating off to?"

online gamer: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...watch your fire!

by Joe Smuckatelli April 20, 2006

Whiskey Steamer

After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.

Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.

by Simon Saiz July 5, 2007