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Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.
Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.
by Gourmet January 6, 2009
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Wetting

The act of peeing/urinating/pissing your pants. Often very embarrassing if a teenager or adult. Or if your into omorashi its enjoyable.
Yo I just witnessed a wetting, girl totally peed herself bro!
by Informativelass March 14, 2020
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You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity
Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?
by MissBynn March 2, 2009
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Westin

Usually homophobic, he fears gay people and is probably compensating for his small penis. People named Westin tend to never be able to come up with comebacks. Ever. He's also stupid. Really stupid.
Did you hear about Sarah Palin? Chicks got ass, but is a total Westin.
by JoeMama115 October 20, 2014
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wasting my flavor

To be stealing or copying someones personal style or the way they act.
Donna sees that Kat bought the exact same outfit as her and says, "girl, you are 'wasting my flavor"

or

Donna catches Kat using her new dance move and tells her off by saying "you're 'wasting my flavor"
by Mike KG January 22, 2008
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Wetting

New Zealand slang term for getting drunk on alcohol. Predominately used is univeristy towns such as Dunedin, Palmerston North and the Wairarapa Bush.
Are you wetting tonight?
by Punter101 November 12, 2010
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daylight wastings time

Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time.
Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.

Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter.

Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets.

Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM.

Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm?
by gentimental March 30, 2011
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