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West Virginia Steak

Billy Bob opened the refrigerator door and saw the balogna and braead and said "It looks like we're having West Virginia steak again tonight!!!"
by Adrian123 June 28, 2007
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West Virginia Handshake

ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/

To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.
(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."
by SOLIDKREATE December 11, 2020
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West Virginia swap

Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.
"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."
by bigwilly99 October 18, 2017
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dallas west virginia

A tiny town in WV that is the dirty redneck ghetto of Marshall county. It's where all the hill trash that can't afford to live on Roberts Ridge or Fish Creek live. Now overrun with pipeliners and stupid gas workers. A place where society is just dirtier that that rest of the county, trashy women and drunk redneck guys. A place to highly avoid when In Marshall county.
"Hey I'm going to Dallas"

"Cool, Dallas Texas?"

"No Dallas West Virginia"

"Dude you are fucked..."
by Detmarshall January 1, 2014
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West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.
by frosty beats August 8, 2022
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West Virginia Lollipop

When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.
Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.
by redics gideons July 10, 2012
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West Virginia relining

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.
Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.
by Hambone7891 August 20, 2021
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