Week's Mom

A very morbidly obese woman that likes to have sex with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.

The closest thing I've ever had to gay sex is Week's Mom.

by I. R. Mullins May 6, 2004

tuesday week

1) the tuesday of the upcoming week
2) the tuesday after the upcoming tuesday

*note only one of these definitions is correct, but nobody knows for sure which one.

We were sittin' in the back of the class, gettin' our drink on, when Billy casually mentioned that he wouldn't be able to attend Donato's on tuesday week. Instead of explaining what that meant, he asked the teacher to explain it. The students responded with boos.

by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

Hate Week

Pre Menstrual Syndrome. The week before your menstrual cycle begins wherein a woman celebrates the grand tradition of hate.

"I didn't mean to make them all cry but fuck it it's hate week"

by anita berber November 14, 2011

Jumanji Week

The week leading up to the holiday break for school or in an office. This week usually involves not giving a shit, accomplishing the bare minimum at best, and mildly enforced attendance.

Let’s not go back to work after lunch, it’s Jumanji Week anyways.

by moosemaster23 December 19, 2019

Leak Week

1. Being on your period

2. On the rag

3. PMS

Ahhh shittt man, it's leak week. And I totally wanted to hit that tonight.

by AshtonNichole September 30, 2008

Week Nine

The ninth week of the year in which the Stockholm 6th forms or "gymnasium's" have their half term holiday. In this week long break, many of these gymnasium's hold ski trips to the alps in order to experience the superior skiing experience available. This term was made popular by male seasonairs throughout the alps who look forward to the ninth week of every new year because of the inevitable influx of beautiful, blonde and drunk 18 year old Swedish girls.

"What was your highlight of your season at the Moris?"
"I'd probably have to say the 3 Swedes in a dungeon night of week nine"
"Week nine? Ayyyyyyyyy Ohhhhhh!!"

by Swartin December 23, 2007

Rage Week

Rage week is slang for when a woman is on their period - mostly used by males to piss off women or to use it in a funny sentence.

Girl: Ugh, I can't go into the pool because of girl problems.
Boy: It's rage week?
Girl: Shut up!

by Rage 445 June 17, 2022