1. girlfriend or wife pissed off and wants to end relationship (in case of wife we advise you to find a damn good lawyer)
2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)
3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.
4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)
3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.
4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
1.wife: honey we need to talk.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.
(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)
girlfriend: honey we need to talk
dude: (thinking) shit
2.parents son we need to talk what is this
kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...
(the second one)
parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet
3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.
boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.
4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.
(second)
(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.
(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.
sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.
(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)
girlfriend: honey we need to talk
dude: (thinking) shit
2.parents son we need to talk what is this
kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...
(the second one)
parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet
3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.
boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.
4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.
(second)
(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.
(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.
sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
by deraj January 06, 2007
The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020
by nathan sucks July 12, 2021
It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 04, 2020
Tom...... i think we need to talk
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.
by James Bourne September 23, 2003
When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
by Bekkalumz July 14, 2005