Wales. A small chunk of land unfortunately still attached to England. Populated by inbred, narrow-minded mutants who are obsessed with Rugby. They have been closed off from the rest of civilisation since the big bang, and therefore sadly, will always be the mad, isolated, eccentric dimwits that they are. They are blessed with one of the most annoyingly cringeworthy accents in the world which makes them sound like 6yr olds on helium. If visiting take plenty of water-proof clothing as you will be drenched in saliva whenever they open their silly little mouths. Their culture is suffocating and will be forced in your face at every turn. Anti-English to the highest degree. Wales a place of dribbling psychopaths where everyone looks the same, talks the same and acts the same. Clones with a capital C. Stay well clear!
Blodwyn: Hey Daffyd boyo! Look at that English twat over there, I'll knock his teeth out, you can poke him in the eyes.
Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.
Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.
Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.
Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.
by Spiffing ol boy July 31, 2006
also known as a big fat curly headed fuck, usually has a girl's name. Has man boobs with small nipples and goes for the dirtiest of the dirt when it comes to picking females. One of the dustiest characters in the leauge by far. Has zero wheels and is usually seen on the sidelines at the bar scene.
by gonger4life March 14, 2009
A country that contains too much anti English, racist sentiment. especially when the English don't care but for laughing at the accent (which we also do to every other country on Earth)
Welshman: "Fucking English wanker!"
Englishman: "Do I look offended? Try evolving for a few millennia. And try not to slag me off outside of Wales, that's how come Welsh exiles get the shit kicked out of them."
Englishman: "Do I look offended? Try evolving for a few millennia. And try not to slag me off outside of Wales, that's how come Welsh exiles get the shit kicked out of them."
by Sickman May 06, 2006
A place that is nice on one or two beaches. Very cold. They think they own England and speak a very strange language that no-one can understand. It is full of fair-haired gays aswell as caravans and Irish Pikeys.
Guy: This is a nuclear missile control computer.
Ali G: Can I blow somewhere up?
Guy: No, It is very dangerous.
Ali G: How about somewhere shitty? Like Wales.
Ali G: Can I blow somewhere up?
Guy: No, It is very dangerous.
Ali G: How about somewhere shitty? Like Wales.
by ajgreatermanchester December 27, 2007
A pathetic Country of non-importance. Quite a few inbred ginger people live here. Will always live in England's shadow.
Person 1 - Where did you go this summer?
Person 2 - I went to Wales.
Person 1 - Where the fuck's Wales? In England somewhere ain't it?
Person 2 - I went to Wales.
Person 1 - Where the fuck's Wales? In England somewhere ain't it?
by CharlieZ October 23, 2007
a small little shitty town that consists of drunk peaple, big jeeps, drug addicts, a convienient store named bobs that ripps you off on over prices items.
theress nothing to really do in wales. theres this one nasty party spot where theres a hole in the ozone layer above it from burning so many tires. lots of people like to go down there, get drunk, and drive lifter jeeps aimlessly through the woods.
so thats pretty much itt.
theress nothing to really do in wales. theres this one nasty party spot where theres a hole in the ozone layer above it from burning so many tires. lots of people like to go down there, get drunk, and drive lifter jeeps aimlessly through the woods.
so thats pretty much itt.
by dylan blasco May 15, 2010