A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
Get the Ferret Face Wagnerismmug. Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021
Get the William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagnermug. 
The Wagner PMC is a private military company that is primarily associated with the failing state known as Russia. The Wagner PMC comprises several delusional neo nazis, severely unfit combatants, and overall, pretty shitty people. The PMC retaliated against its big daddy Russia after not receiving any ammunition, and well because they are pretty shitty at what they do and are too pussy to blame themselves. They ended up failing miserably and their 700-year-old fatass leader and founder, Yevgeny Prigozhin got fucked in a helicopter crash and died.
After Yevgeny Prigozhin died, Wagner was pretty much disbanded, having many of their soldiers absorbed into the Russian military or were relocated to Belarus.
It's safe to say the absolute eye soar Wagner once was is no more.
After Yevgeny Prigozhin died, Wagner was pretty much disbanded, having many of their soldiers absorbed into the Russian military or were relocated to Belarus.
It's safe to say the absolute eye soar Wagner once was is no more.
Russian Soldier: "Hey bro why is that Russian soldier carrying a nazi flag? And why the fuck is his aim so shit?
Other Russian Soldier: "You buffoon! He's a Wagner PMC unit, the incompetent and shitty PMC Vladdy Daddy sent to help us fight Ukraine!"
Other Russian Soldier: "You buffoon! He's a Wagner PMC unit, the incompetent and shitty PMC Vladdy Daddy sent to help us fight Ukraine!"
by femboygold June 9, 2024
Get the Wagner PMCmug. by Eric portzen May 27, 2022
Get the gary motherfuckin wagnermug. 1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005
Get the Col. Wagnermug.