Vulcan Shocker

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.

Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

by Leonard_Nemoy June 1, 2013

vulcan death grip

In computer systems the method of using the a combination of interupt keys to perform a soft reboot or other functions.

See also Three fingered salute and CTRL ALT DEL

One would use the xwindow vulcan death grip in order to restart the window manager.

by The original silver falcon June 11, 2006

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009

Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

Vulcan

Similiar to the shocker. But instead of two in the pink and 1 in the stink. It would be two in each whole

Do you want to be vulcaned tonight

by P Man JOnes August 28, 2011

Vulcanic shit

When you eat spicy food (mainly), and the next day you use the restroom, you get vulcanic shit (feels like molten lava).

I went to the seafood restaurant the other day, and the next day I got Vulcanic shit.

Fckin love spicy food! ♥......but hate fucking flaming diarrhea FML LOOOOOOOL

by DYSK December 17, 2011

vulcanal

When two individuals have anal intercourse and the recieving party gets explosive diarrhea.

I was having epic buttsex when there was a vulcanal eruption. The whole room was brown!

by Piemelnokkio May 11, 2015