Viola

An instrument hated by most classical musicians. if you are a ling ling wannabe or a TwoSetViolin fan, you will throw up and have 2 seizures and a heart attack just by hearing the word “Viola”. It is like a violin but slightly bigger, and with a different tuning with different music, and a different clef (that looks like my 7 year old shoe donated in the garage sale.) It honestly doesn’t produce that bad of a sound. The Viola is very unheard of for non-musicians. if you ask them to name all classical string instruments, they will ONLY say violin and cello. a reason it may be hated for many people (especially TwoSet fans) is it’s just more uncommon or worse than the violin. there are many viola jokes but violists just laugh along with them instead of being like GEN Z starting a riot and spamming “cry about it”

violist: the viola is good why do u guys hate it :(
violinist: pukes
other classical musicians: violin is better
non-musician: what’s a viola

by sevino boyyy August 6, 2021

Anthony Viola

LITERALLY THE COOLEST DUDE AROUND! Anthony is definitely the hottest dude around. Pulls ALL the chicks. Sleeps in underwear. Loves classic music. Best buddy anyone could ask for. Anthony = The 🐐

Anthony viola is cool

by 06Richie19 October 15, 2022

viola rat

Black cat that snorts and dies on your floor each day with a German accent.

Viola rat is so dumb. She just dies on your floor and nothing much goes on.

by Isabel banks May 10, 2020

Viola

Like a violin, but mostly used as paddles when rowing.

Hey maaaan I lost my paddle, can you pass me that Viola there?

by 3picburn November 10, 2019

Viola

Violas usually stay short for their whole life, below 1.55. They’ll have nice wavy hair but keep on straightening it in the mornings stealing the house’s hot iron. She might be friendly at first until you realize her knee won’t stop hurting and she continuously has organization problems. Her room often resembles to the post-apocalyptic scenario of a catastrophic event. Viola loves animals, in particular dogs and turtles even though at times the two may not go well together. Will she manage the situation? Viola is a passionate creature who wears with a hair clips to school.

What’s the name of that girl eating those baby bells with piadina?

Its viola

by Notyoursister November 22, 2021

idunn viola

idunn viola is the most sexyest girl in the world. she rocks the hole scool and is the hotest an prettyest girl that had ever existed. se seems hard but when you get to know her you will se that she has feeligs. and dont forget shes HOT and i meen HOT

omg shes idunn viola

by hvem? April 28, 2017

dietschweiler viola

Our english teacher who is now on the Internet

"Man this presentation is really hard! " "I know should we complain about it to Mrs. Dietschweiler? "
Or if this ever happens to you : "You forgot your Murphy?" "Yes" " Bring a cake ! " then someone pulled a Dietschweiler on you. This is a dietschweiler viola .

by devuns December 11, 2016