Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.

"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."

by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021

Wiki Vandalism

those jerks who abuse the everyone can edit system and destroy the page leaving no info behind, these are usually done by no life trolls (i mean really, do it in a another game buddy, not destroying info) and absolute high school kids of any kind. they usually make stupid excuses like "THEY COPY EVREYTHING OFF OF THE REAL WIKI!!!!1!" or (this only applies to games) "why cant we just find it by our self's instead of putting no effort into it" or something like that.

broi: hey step bruh what are yo-
bruh: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
broi: Wiki Vandalism, really?
broi proceeds to gun down bruh with a uiz and sends a tactical nope to his head, then proceeds to type an defnition into his computer, this jerk wiki vandalizes, kids dont do that

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

Recycled Vandalism

A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.

Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it

Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism

by Jonathan347774 September 22, 2021

Vandal Opinion

a dumbass opinion, some conservative or edgy shit vandal would agree with

Man 1: Did you hear that jack thinks the moon landing was faked?

Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion

by 2004 toyota corrola August 2, 2022

vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.

"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."

".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."

"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."

by anonymango November 25, 2016