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Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.
WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!
by Etomco July 15, 2010
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
by Sexydimma March 26, 2013
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utility belt

Yo we are going to party tonight I need a utility belt
by Turkey shooter May 29, 2024
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utility

Utility, or Util, when used in contexts of online multiplayer video games, means:
1. Something that affect the game but not in a way of simply dealing damage or healing, for example skills of crowd control and debuff.
2.The quality of being able to affect the game besides dealing damage or healing.
3. In some games, for example Valorant, it is just a synonym for Skill or Ability, no matter if it simply just deals damage or heals.
1.Ana's utilities are sleep dart, anti-heal nade and her ult Nano Boost.(Ana is an Overwatch Agent)
2. If you've ever used a speed boost to escape pursuers and assured death you know utility can be a deciding factor in battles.
3.In Valorant you need not only to aim and shoot accurately but also to be adept in of all your utilities.
by vichmi April 23, 2024
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