united states

If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.

hmmmm... what do you put in these things??

by fub September 15, 2004

unidexter

A person with one leg.

As used by Peter Cook in his 'One-legged Tarzan" sketch on "Not only ... But Also" in 1971

The scene is a theatrical producer's office (Peter Cook) and Dudley Moore plays the unidexter.


Peter:Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spigott, I believe it is.

Enter Dudley, hopping energetically on one leg

Peter:Mr. Spigott, I believe?

Dudley:Yes — Spigott by name, Spigott by nature. (keeps hopping)

Peter:Yes... if you'd like to remain motionless for a moment, Mr. Spigott. Please be stood. Now, Mr. Spigott you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan?

Dudley:Right.

Peter:Now, Mr. Spigott, I couldn't help noticing almost at once that you are a one-legged person.

Dudley:You noticed that?

Peter:I noticed that, Mr. Spigott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you come to notice these things almost instinctively. Now, Mr. Spigott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan — a role which, traditionally, involves the use of a two-legged actor.

Dudley:Correct.

Peter:And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role.

Dudley:Right.

Peter:A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement.

Dudley:Very true.

Peter:Well, Mr. Spigott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role?

Dudley:Yes, I think you ought to.

Peter:Need I say with overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.

Dudley:The leg division?

Peter:Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spigott. You are deficient in it — to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said ‘A lovely leg for the role.’ I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you. You fall down on your left.

etc.

by Alan J. Heath September 3, 2007

unipotatocorn

An animal that is only present in believers minds and makes some kids throw up rainbows

I thought of a unipotatocorn and I threw up a rainbow

by Hshdrbrhdjrdhdjdkkejejdnfndksl May 25, 2014

Unidemic

a disease that’s reaches multiple planets.

Damn! I heard the Unidemic has spread from Mars to Jupiter, we should stock up on toilet paper...

by MrEddyT May 4, 2020

Equestria United

A large brony gaming clan that grew over the years in the prime days of Call of Duty. It originally was a group of friends being friends but a lone member took the group name and monetized it without the original members permission and was taken down by copyright strikes.

Equestria United is one of the largest brony clans!

Equestra United is a shell of its former self after the leaders couldn't decide what direction they wanted to take it.

by That1Ponyguy March 23, 2017

united spammers

a bunch of people on the wotd comments page who are upset with the recent changes made to the commenting process and made a universal account. or just more anonymous kids on the internet making fun of people knowing they won't be held accountable.

MarkishMark said something retarded (again) and within minutes of his post hundreds of kids posted various threats, insults and witty (sarcasm) name changes such as MarkSKIDMark under the tag of United Spammers.

by Guuuuuuury November 6, 2008

United Steel Worker

An over-paid, lazy - usually fat - SomBitch that thinks that watching a machine run makes him a "skilled worker".

Hey, there's a thriving manufacturer in the United States.
How can we put them out of business?
I know . . . let's get the United Steel Workers to "organize" the workforce !!

by Scab Head August 6, 2012