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The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
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Udders

A slang word for typically abnormally large breasts found on women and can even be found on men who eat too much.
Daaaamn! She’s got udders!

Hes so fat, he has udders!
by Am Gay Boi March 21, 2019
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Meat Udder

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018
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sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.
Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)
by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017
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Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
by Beefeth June 30, 2021
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literal udder

Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.
"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022
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