Udder Uppercuts

When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.

Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.

Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)

by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow March 29, 2016

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

by SarahLynnBrown33333 October 14, 2008

Udder shudder

Forming a ladies breast into an udder and stimulating one’s anus with it

John likes to perform the “udder shudder” with his wife

by Johnny hubbert February 09, 2024

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest November 10, 2017