Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Udder

An absolutely wonderful thing, the best thing ever to be created on this universe, the holy udder, the udderest of udderity.

Guy 1: Have you milked a cow using its udder?
Guy 2: WHAT DID YOU SAY UDDER?? UDDER IS A HOLY WORD WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

by 9.5.1946 was cool April 9, 2022

Rudder those Udders

ruh-der thOHz uh-derz; the act of navigating one's penis between the cresting waves of two large breasts ei. titty fucking

Forget motorboating them titties, I wanna rudder those udders.

by BraynesLives March 15, 2020

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.

We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.

by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!

i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.

Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)

by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017