Cock Rocking Twat Waffle

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage

when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

by dick i have a big September 7, 2010

Waffle Twat

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

waffle twat

a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!

i just a girls waffle twat mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.

by rachel.meows.in.bed May 23, 2008

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019