turds
mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds
by donald mkcduck June 13, 2018
Get the turdsmug. 1. The waste product from an animal's digestive system tract expelled through the anus.
2. None other than the 43rd President of the United States of Amercia, George 'Dubya' Bush.
2. None other than the 43rd President of the United States of Amercia, George 'Dubya' Bush.
by nothing01 April 17, 2007
Get the Turdmug. A pattern of pathological and psychotic behavior. First observed on November 8th 2016 with increasing severity over time. Sufferers of TURD exhibit bouts of cognitive dissonance, bouts of rage and rioting, and intense uncontrollable crying. TURD is the persistence unwillingness to accept that Donal Trump will "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN".
Research has shown that TURD seems to be closely related to environmental and behavioral factors listed below:
*Membership in the Democratic Party
*Indentifying as a feminist or LGBTQ
*Currently enrolled in a college /or possessing a liberal arts degree
*Living in a densely populated metropolis
*Massive student debt
*Spotty or non existent work history
Patients with TURDS are very resistant to treatment, and may be dangerous in large groups. If you have a friend or family member suffering from TURD,urge them to seek immediate help. Seperation from their pack may be crucial to start treatment right away. Reiterate the importance of respecting authority. Remind them of crooked Hillary.
Research has shown that TURD seems to be closely related to environmental and behavioral factors listed below:
*Membership in the Democratic Party
*Indentifying as a feminist or LGBTQ
*Currently enrolled in a college /or possessing a liberal arts degree
*Living in a densely populated metropolis
*Massive student debt
*Spotty or non existent work history
Patients with TURDS are very resistant to treatment, and may be dangerous in large groups. If you have a friend or family member suffering from TURD,urge them to seek immediate help. Seperation from their pack may be crucial to start treatment right away. Reiterate the importance of respecting authority. Remind them of crooked Hillary.
Did you see all of the TURDS walking down the streets of D.C. during president Trump's inauguration?
by MakeupChic January 20, 2017
Get the Turdmug. by ElCaptain July 24, 2009
Get the Turdmug. When you rub your cock on someone's dog and the dog explodes, covering you in a massive cloud of smoke that will make you hallucinate about giant flying naked Osama bin Laden's are everywhere.
Turd
by MeaningOfTurd September 25, 2015
Get the Turdmug. A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.
There's a turd on my foot!
by The turdanator September 28, 2010
Get the Turdmug. shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.
We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.
by mgpaperboy May 27, 2007
Get the turdmug.