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Turd

The first name of Turd Ferguson. Refering to SNL's classic response during an always hillarious Jeopardy skit circa mid 90's. See also Rob Bauman.
Norm MacDonald as Bert Renolds to Jeopardy host Will Ferrell as Alex Trabeck: "Turd, like Turd Ferguson. Get it. Its funny."
by RobertoBaumanTurd September 4, 2009
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A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.
To Bartender, 1 turd please, Baileys and coke.
by Adzie December 7, 2006
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A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013
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Oh my gawd, he is such a Turd
by pseudonym-Bryce Jacobs July 18, 2017
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he is such a turd
by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018
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1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.
by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017
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A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.
Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette
by Elligah June 3, 2018
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