Michigan Tumbleweed

A piece of trash like a newspaper or a plastic shopping bag that's blowing along the ground like a tumbleweed.

Bum 1: Hey man, I'm cold, where did my newspaper go?

Bum 2: It's a Michigan Tumbleweed now.

Bum 1: Shit.

by NinjaBoi2 May 4, 2009

pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

by angates April 21, 2016

Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.

I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.

by JanWicked October 12, 2011

Texas tumbleweed

After receiving "road-head" the driver opens the passenger door and kicks the bitch out.

Look at that bitch on the side road, she must be Texas tumbleweed.

by Craig Keaton July 12, 2003

American Tumbleweed

A shopping bag of some sort (e.g. Target, Wal-Mart, etc.) that is blown down the street by the wind in a very dramatic fashion. Will probably pollute the world, but will do so in style.

Is that a trash bag?" "Naw man, it's an American tumbleweed.

by Textersations June 5, 2011

walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.

Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?

by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011

Atlanta Tumbleweed

Large ball of weave found on Atlanta street corners. Resembling tumbleweeds

Nigga almost tripped over that disgusting Atlanta tumbleweed.

by 1280 W-Peachtree November 29, 2011