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Urban Tumbleweed

Any plastic bag or newspaper tumbling around the city. Windblown litter.
Jerry: What the hell's that noise? Plastic?

Jack: Urban tumbleweeds dude, reminds you where you are.
by RedBaroness January 1, 2011
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Tallahassee Tumbleweed

The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.
Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!

Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!

Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!
by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014
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Soggy Tumbleweed

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.
Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.
by pusiwillow May 10, 2015
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redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.
*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"
by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019
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The Devil’s Tumbleweed

When the thick hairs of a man’s mustache becomes entangle with the pubic hair of another man’s penis during coitis.
“Hey Randy, how was your grindr date last night?”

“It was going well till I got caught in the Devil’s Tumbleweed!”
by Dr. Moist November 9, 2018
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urban tumbleweeds

filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.

what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!

they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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urban tumbleweed

A weave that once attempted to pass for human hair now tumbles down the dusty trails of urban environments.
"Watch out, it's pretty windy and you might get hit by an urban tumbleweed."
by dubs3450 March 26, 2012
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