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STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS

THEY'RE USELESS,UGLY,DON'T HAVE A SENSE TO EXISTS,COST 32 DOLLARS(that's too much for a mug),AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE URBAN DICTIONARY WANTS ME TO BUY THEM
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Person 1:STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS
by Some_European_Dude August 17, 2022
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ugly bitch trying to look pretty

A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.
"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"
by ALLhailTHISnigga March 11, 2009
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Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight
For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway
by solvy98888888888 June 28, 2010
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i’m trying to go crazy

Tryna have sex. Term used by YouTuber Sollumanati
I’m trying to go crazy : Damn I’m tryna go crazy with the new girl.
by akaLionStar March 18, 2019
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crazy gorilla in my trunk trying to get out

the sound the the trunk makes on a 80-88 caprice classic when sound deadening material isnt used and there is 40 subwoofers in the trunk
" damn homie it sownds like thurr a gorilla in my trunk trying to get out, cuz da boom is so loud, dat shit is tizightt!!"
by super man February 3, 2004
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Grandmother trying to catch a duck

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it
well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck
by Boi boi mega edge! May 28, 2018
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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post
Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022
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