The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
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by Titch.- March 24, 2021
Sexy mf with all the good stuff, yk big d, 24/7 drip, biz rizz. All the girls want him and everyone wants to be his friend. Oh and did I mention an absolute god in bed?
by AdoptionIsNotAnOption April 28, 2023
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A big dumb retarded nigger monkey baboon who jerks off, hula hoops, swings from tree to tree, and smokes that grown dark evil pack from Mandela County at the same time.
by 🦈🐢🦧 April 24, 2023
A guy who gets painfully shy and western minded around females. One who doesn't want the world to know his secrets, like being a womanizer, getting his period at 21, and not having a mustache at 12. A puppet who doesn't know he's a puppet, says and does anything you tell him to.
That guy Truman must wear those coke bottle glasses whether plowing his field or fucking, no wonder he's got no kids at 50, they're good birth control. He wrote the article on the condo project because some girl who was not a sensitive or sentimental girl told him to.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2019