Speaker 1: wheres troy?
Speaker 2: He's probably tellin secrets with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: *whapshh*
Speaker 2: He's probably tellin secrets with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: *whapshh*
by mr big d1ck February 12, 2009

to be the worst physical athlete possible at every sport known to man. You cannot catch a pass, kick a ball, catch a ball, hit a ball, run, and shoot a ball. you are so bad at every sport that even the coach makes fun of you.
you are the equivelent of being troy
by teamsportsperiod4 December 4, 2010

by UR mother November 24, 2014

A typical man whore who is a piece of shit and also a player who makes you think he's yor everything. He also has a very small dick and does not know how to make a girl happy in bed
by Lesme sue January 26, 2015

Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.
by Cold_Raw_Eggs April 17, 2023

Troy is one of the edgiest white kids of all time he loves anime and jerking off but dosent take much shit always dreamed of geting pussy but couldn't.
by SPICY.MEME.BOI January 16, 2018

A kid with the last name usually Pickard. That is very dumb and makes this name look bad. He is always crying and getting others in trouble
by Dogfish August 17, 2017
