dusty trombone

When a woman snorts a line of coke off of the tip of a dick...

I gave the hooker a "dusty trombone" in the limo be for she blew me.

by GYNXT May 16, 2014

mississippi trombone

Sucking a fart of a dude’s asshole whilst jacking him off.

Yo, this bitch tried to give me a Mississippi Trombone, then I sharted.

by Charley’s Dad May 15, 2018

Tropical Trombone

When a girl eats out a guys butt hole and does a reach around at the same time, this is a "tropical trombone".

She got behind him and proceeded to give him a tropical trombone, thus pleasing him from both sides.

by Faloola K Cheezy May 15, 2010

Thursty Trombone

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.

I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.

by LickTheAbortion November 7, 2010

Blue Trombone

When a lover acts as if they are attempting a reach-around but to the partner's dismay chokes out the boner with an iron grip.

This one time at band camp a girl gave me the Blue Trombone; I guess that will match my blue balls. I thought she liked me.

by The Blue Trombone Group November 6, 2011

Orange Trombone

When your nose is up Trumps Ass while giving him a hand-job from behind.

“Devin Nunes is Trying out for First Seat in the Orange Trombone Section”

by Mr. Playa February 1, 2018

Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

by Hilznack October 4, 2005