poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

by EyeDette July 26, 2006

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh

defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"

by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020

Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh

"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher

by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

jonny toucher

A rare trumpet tootling beast living in the wilderness of Borlase School.

Hunts the legendary Phillippa (Search Phillippa for a good definition) goddess through many afternoons at Jazz club/Pendulum.

Obsessed by lighting, Ipods and is rarely satisfied!

The tall bald Jonny of Borlase School

by Dan da Man January 28, 2005

Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007