Tom

Tom the bomb is by far the most awesome brother this world has to. He is a funny witty dude who doesn't know how to shave, and I'm pretty sure he has a phobia of having his hair cut, but ah well no one is perfect. Except me. Alas, I digress. He's a good brother when he's not skyping his woman or playing skyrim, which is never, but he gives awesome hugs so I ain't complaining. Blonde hair, freaky grey blue eyes and the cutest little button nose on this planet. A comrade in arms and a WoW player to boot.

I wish I had a brother like Tom... Yeah well, sucks for you.

Tom really needs to stop playing Skyrim...and being such a player. Seriously dude, you're making me look bad.

Tom by Gibus December 12, 2013

tom

is a dollar store discount isle version of taylor swift. also semi autistic

man tom is such a discount taylor swift is my best friend so i can say this shit about him

tom by me..me November 8, 2018

Tom

To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.

Tom by Max Tower July 28, 2007

Tom

Everybody just wants to be liked and accepted. Except for a Tom, a Tom doesn't give a shit.

Anybody named Tom can apply to this.

Tom by sidloverXOXO May 31, 2018

Tom

Probably the biggest idiot you'll meet. A Tom owns multiple cars, none of which work and spends his days adjusting his nuts. Tom is renowned as having a large package but never gets any girls because he never tries due to crippling self hatred. Tom was voted least-likely to succeed in high school, and again in college due to his inability to read. Probably will end up directing porno movies for a meager living.

Tom

Tom by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

Tom

The MAN who gives the best hugs ever. He is also very hot.
He has amazing abs and gives good piggy back rides. He's really funny and usually black.

Susan: You give good hugs! You must be a Tom.

Tom by Ahmed Aubudaubi January 1, 2011

tom

Slang for the word tomorrow. Usually used in text messages and online chat.

What are we doing tom?

I dont know, you tell me.

tom by L and N Dawg November 5, 2010