spong

a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!

bro lets fucking go home and get high!lets smoke it through that sweet spong you made

by sean morgan from nz yoda June 21, 2010

sponge

verb. to mooch off of someone in a slick way usually by ripping them off in a business deal.

noun. a smooth individual who runs an illegimate company that profits by making deals that sponge others.

I must warn you. Don't sign a contract with him cuz he'll sponge off of you.

by D.Sponge December 01, 2002

spong

A spong is a species of which is of a 'Spoon' and 'Mong' mixed. If you are one of these, you may have absolutely no hope in life. People affected by this fatal virus include Luke B, Saheel K and Lynn W. Lynn being the carrier of this monstrosity of a virus.

Hey, you spong!
I can't believe you did that u spong!
Luke you fuckin spong I cannot believe you did that!

by Dave Pollard October 09, 2006

Sponge

The term "Sponge" refers to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob often shows many signs of stupidty, and simpleness.
The simple/stupid person normally performs an action which makes them look stupid, and their brain is useless.

When calling one a sponge, you are referring to their lack of intelligence.

"... You're such a sponge!"

"Only a sponge could get away with that"

"You sponge"

"You Sponge head!"

by MaManfie June 20, 2007

sponge

Someone who soaks up the fun.

We had a great time until sponge showed up.
Chris?
Who else!

by Philippe Delorme September 30, 2007

Sponge

One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.

That kid is the biggest sponge!

by The Tater tot slayer February 17, 2015

Sponge

One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.

That kid is the biggest sponge!

by The Tater tot slayer February 17, 2015