Ka-Thunder Cunt

The highest level of being a cunt.
Cunting to the highest extent.
Uber cunt.

Jerry: That ka-thunder cunt took out my kidney while I was passed out last night!

by thirdeye0223 September 11, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.

you stupid cock juggling thunder cunt get back to work!

synonym; cum guzzling road whore

by mr verrelli June 20, 2006

fire breathing thunder cunt

An extreme bitch who also has red hair. She usually is never in a good mood and constantly bitching at random people.

Aaron "Dude did you see Jessica?"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"

by xBmXiCaNx October 30, 2011

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A bitch who juggles cock and balls in her mouth and has her pussy being electrecuted by a large television.
2. Extremely offensive phrase that is appropriate to use if a women is suckin your cak and bites it.
3. Use to ex-girlfriend or ex-wife

Don't bite that shit you cock juggling thunder cunt!

by George Cocksucker January 6, 2007

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

super fucking thunder cunt

The S.F.T.C is a the top ranking cunt around who will leave you begging for more, she will tell you how it is, she is also the ring leader and she eats dumb asses for breakfast

Joe: Hey there wanna take a ride?

S.F.T.C : Get a fucking life you dumbass, that line is so lame

Joe: Your a super fucking thunder cunt

by the SFTC April 23, 2010

nut juggling thunder cunt

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.

Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.

by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010