Bullshit

My Friend: Yo, I just looked up your name and it's completely inaccurate! It says you have blue eyes, brown hair, and it says you're tall and quiet. You're literally none of those things.
Me: Where did you look it up on?
My friend: Urban Dictionary.
Me: Oh, no shit, they get everything wrong. Everything on that site is bullshit.
by Salliamboyes July 7, 2017
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Bullshit

The cross breed of a bulldog and a shih-tzu, a bullshit is characterized as having the signature jowls and floppy ears of the bulldog, with the moppy tail and thick fur of the shih-tzu.
"Did Laura's dog give birth yet?"

"Yeah, to a very healthy litter of bullshits!"
by penguinface. April 26, 2010
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bullshit

Something very far from the truth.

LOL GEORGE BUSH LOL!! HURRRRR
by mwells August 20, 2003
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bullshit

A favorite tool of the mass conformist world who loves to use it to as a desperate attempt to fit in with society when they don't have the brains to think for themselves. But to intelligent people, they just look like bullshitting morons.
George Carlin: America's #1 industry is the marketing and packaging of bullshit.
by hunglikehuang October 15, 2006
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Bullshitting

John: Dude, I was up all night bullshitting

Bob: Really? How many pages did you get?
by Rofunka March 18, 2011
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A BULLSHIT

The Shit of a Bull
-what comes out of the bull's ass hole.
1.

Melo:This is not very clever, is it?

Hayley: no, its FUCKING A BULLSHIT

Melo: write something clever, were clever women

Gaby: NO ITS BULLSHIT' YOUR WORDS CAME OUT OF THE BULL'S ASS, BITCH

Hayley: okay.

2.

That was pretty bullshitty. First you tripped down the stairs and then you landed face first in a pile of bullshit.
And you ate it. It went in your mouth and you sloshed it around with your tongue until it became slightly soggy and then you spread it on toast with a butter knife and then you served it to me. MAN IT WAS A BULLSHIT ON TOAST!
by Hayley Melo Gaby July 23, 2007
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No bullshit

A phrase used by porn sites in the early days of the internet which was meant to indicate that if you clicked on the link, you would find porn instead of another ad.
Click here for hot college lesbians. No bullshit!
by Moxieman July 11, 2017
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