When this time comes onto you in your time zone, You must scream SEVEN ELEVEN BITCH or you will be a idiot moron.
by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020
occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breasts.
by Shakespeare my butt September 5, 2006
When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019
A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016
Bush did 7/11 is a great meme where you replace the tragic (hilarious) event that happend the 11. september 2001 with the store chain 7/11.
mike: EY, btw bush did 7/11
larry: lmao, great meme
petter: oh fuck isis just bombed a building.
martin: its just like when bush did 7/11
larry: lmao, great meme
petter: oh fuck isis just bombed a building.
martin: its just like when bush did 7/11
by wonky donky March 21, 2018
when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
by Mark Elliott February 28, 2007
7/11 brown or 9/11 brown refers to a racially-precarious joke about brown-skinned people. The phrase is usually asked to a brown person like this "Are you 7/11 brown, or 9/11 brown?" Essentially, this question is a funny and racially insensitive way of asking if somebody is South Asian lineage (7/11 brown) or Middle Eastern lineage (9/11 brown). This means that if your parents are from Iran or west of Iran, you are Middle Eastern lineage. If your parents are from Afghanistan/Pakistan, or east of Afghanistan/Pakistan, then you are South Asian lineage. So basically, Iran's Eastern Border is the division between the two regions.
This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
by bryansteldag November 3, 2023