Theresa May

A fucking cunt

Someone needs to knock Theresa May out

by Skrdrdr on dem pussies July 23, 2018

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

theresa hold

when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.

man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.

by fuckitbig April 30, 2009

thereze

A Thereze is a really rare being. It is a sassy creature. It will bite. Never go near one.

That Thereze is a sassy bitch.

by I like fried rice with eggs October 31, 2017

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

theresatony

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the balls out in the friggin public :)

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the butt out in the friggin public

Theresatony: *smack penis*
Theresa: ehhheheee
Tony: oww@Wtf! (fml)

theresatony: *smack butt* hehehhe!
theresa: its socially "acceptablwe" to drink now!!

tony: wtf?! (fml)

by shit huh? March 12, 2010

Theresa

Theresa is a lovely lady. Who sometimes thinks down on herself when no one else does. She wants to be like everyone else but yet she can’t. She is NOT a mess in the bed (that’s just nasty stop saying that). She wants almost anything but she has to work for it. If you make one mistake with Theresa or her friends, don’t expect Theresa to forgive you. She also has a quite small friend group that’s hard to get into. When she falls for a boy (or girl) she won’t stop until it’s been to long. She also loves attention, animals, and her friends. But she hates most food, annoying people, and school.

“Hi, my name is Theresa! And this is what I think of me!”

by Tsl_17 December 2, 2018