Thea

A back stabbing little bitch who's so stupid that she's failing most of her subjects in school. She's the type of person who'd shit talk you behind your back regardless who you are. Though her grades aren't the only thing that's bad, her daddy issues as well. She's someone who has no father figure in her life to the point that she'd be desperate for a man's attention no matter what it takes. She's not only a backstabbed, but as well as a slut.
Thea is an absolute bitch
by noone3647 December 29, 2023
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Thea is so funny.
by 12kookio12 December 20, 2022
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Wow bro Thea is a sexpert, she must have studied Kinsey.
by Bestie babes December 05, 2023
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girl who farts all the time. absolutely gorgeous but tends to often have foot fetishes. She’s got mommy milkers but often overlocked as they squirt out milk. Common traits are: Loves ribena and squash and lucozade. In addition has kinks for having feet up their vag
Person 1: isn’t thea absolutely titilicious
Person 2: oh yea for sure, wish she farted in my mouth
by 69mommycreamet June 18, 2022
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Thea is a person you want to be friends with. She will make you laugh and laugh at all the jokes you tell her. She is most likely Norwegian. She is probably pretty short or super tall no in between. She lives for Coffee (especially starbucks). If your her really close friend she will tell you everything. And give presents on almost all holidays. She is very sarcastic and tells a lot of jokes. She LOVES Target so you better bring her at least once a week. She likes to watch hockey and football but not play it. She always has stories to tell about her family. Though she may have something bad going on in her life she never let's it interfere with whom she is talking to. If you live with her make sure you have a emergency kit with you because she will need it a lot. If you have a Thea in your life hold on tight.
Person 1: Have you seen that Thea Girl
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.
by Malea Hansen February 17, 2020
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the sexiest mf ever. she gives the best sloppy top and will make you cum in 5 seconds
Bro I got with Thea last night, she gave me the best bj ever
by ashbyjames May 14, 2024
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Crazy person who is obsessed with noodles, nice person tho. Always drunk without alcohol. Funny af
Me: hey see over there, theres thea!

Thea: bro i am thea
by Ratas.noodles May 05, 2023
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