A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011

Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021

a filthy skreb lord who tips his fedora and says "m'lady" but gets rejected by his waifu pillow. is a god in minecraft though.
by outermostdig May 2, 2016

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005

A person that is the sexyist person in the world and I someone call you a Wagner they want to suck your dick
Your a wagner
by AddictedLobster June 9, 2017
