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a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.
She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.
by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009
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anger the Pope

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verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.
mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?
by Uncle Dimma June 28, 2012
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verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders) including against parents, boss/supervisor at work, teachers or others.
mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope. Got that?
by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2012
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Bribe the Pope

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Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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poking the pope

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hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope
by big boi con October 31, 2015
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(1) Having your best friend or significant other coming and making you feel better in an instant.

(2) Someone important to you that's not family making you feel better through text or call because of a mental illness you have.

(3) Someone coming to the rescue right when you need it.
(1) Hey Meg, can you send the pope?

(2) Send the pope please.

(3) I need you to send the pope cause this party blows.
by Jonelle167 June 28, 2016
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